haha, there has to be family disfunction if your immediate's report you to the police.
IF i lashed out in anger at my mom or sisters the last thing they would do is call the police or report it.
You know... not to be a damper on your joke, but if it is a real case of domestic violence, this ain't funny. Period. Statistically, millions of women (specifically) are involved in violent and/or verbally abusive relationships. They are the hardest to take to trial and it's like an addiction and many of the women never get out of them or go from one abuser to the next.
IF this is anything more than they had a one time verbal fight and it was the people in the next room who called the cops out of a misunderstanding (as some have reported), then it needs to be treated as a very serious matter.
I really didn't post this for mocking. Ok... the instant 1 second mock, but beyond that, it's a very serious issue.