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Topic: Forget on-line dating sites (Read 8498 times)
Nyx Ophelia
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Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #255 on:
October 03, 2007, 06:54:01 AM »
Quote from: dj_glow on October 03, 2007, 06:26:36 AM
ummmmmmm....
i like gurlz.......
they smell good.....
and don't have a beard.....
ummmmmmmm......
You need help.
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I am a force to be reckoned with, and a piece of work. God broke that mold. But alas, I am also a tool. Ha!
aurenray
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my doppleganger!!
Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #256 on:
October 03, 2007, 11:54:41 AM »
Quote from: dj_glow on October 03, 2007, 06:26:36 AM
ummmmmmm....
i like gurlz.......
they smell good.....
and don't have a beard.....
ummmmmmmm......
you havnt seen some Europian women!!!
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Oneel
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Where my pockeys at?
Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #257 on:
October 03, 2007, 12:19:43 PM »
I like girls
who think I'm smart
About cars and stars and birds and worms and art
Oh I like girls
Someone who won't think I'm dumb.....
Cause I am
And that's dumb!
thank you for the fine words, Brak...couldn't have said it better myself!
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LJ Troll
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Your lights are being watched
Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #258 on:
October 03, 2007, 12:56:55 PM »
I like the fishes cause they're so delicious, gonngle fishes! (I have no clue what the actual words are)
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Dance with God, He'll let the perfect man cut in.
The soul could have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears
Nyx Ophelia
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Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #259 on:
October 03, 2007, 02:19:36 PM »
Um. I like cats - they're where it's at.
They lemme scratch their back and won't talk back
They let me be me as I do them
They're absolutely thee most purrr-fect
friend for meeee!
I can do better at poetry, but I like to be dumb sometimes. Heee
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Oneel
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Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #260 on:
October 03, 2007, 03:03:06 PM »
here ya go Ophelia... A custom Haiku straight from Kevin to you......
Dearest feline friend
How you love to shred my drapes
Keep out of my clothes
orrrr....
Furry Comrade, you
Sitting on my head is fun
Terror when I wake
Maybe even....
Cat upon my couch
I do not need your dead bird
Do not bring it here
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DJ Ellipse
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Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #261 on:
October 03, 2007, 04:20:06 PM »
cat haiku's FTW!
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Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #262 on:
October 04, 2007, 06:42:33 AM »
Quote from: Oneel on October 03, 2007, 03:03:06 PM
Furry Comrade, you
Sitting on my head is fun
Terror when I wake
LOL im having this awesome mental pic of a cat in red with a russian hat, looking incredibly displeased sitting on your face with you flailing your arms and shreiking in terror.
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women are definitly difficult. men are just as bad tho. they complicate our difficultness.
Nyx Ophelia
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Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #263 on:
October 04, 2007, 08:04:16 AM »
Quote from: Oneel on October 03, 2007, 03:03:06 PM
here ya go Ophelia... A custom Haiku straight from Kevin to you......
Dearest feline friend
How you love to shred my drapes
Keep out of my clothes
orrrr....
Furry Comrade, you
Sitting on my head is fun
Terror when I wake
Maybe even....
Cat upon my couch
I do not need your dead bird
Do not bring it here
But my cats don't shred my drapes. They keep to the scratch pads, for the most part. They're good cats. But, sometimes they like to barf their furballs, and that's annoying.
Hah, when I've been playing my NES games lately, they like to lay around me and let me scratch their bellee. So soft! They're the best companions in the world!
They also curl up with me when I watch TV. How cute is that?
Hmmm, so I guess my cats aren't really cats... they're dogs in disguise, mayhaps?
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dj_glow
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i dj with the fire
Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #264 on:
October 04, 2007, 08:12:10 AM »
u kidz r phunny!!! hehehe
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godlovesmaggots
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I should write something witty here....
Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #265 on:
October 04, 2007, 11:43:15 AM »
With apologies to Dr.Demento....
Fur balls, fur balls, fuzzy wuzzy fur balls
Fur balls, fur balls, eat them up
Yum!
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Two people drift in a lifeboat. One says, "I see an island. Our best chance is to go ashore, build a shelter, and await rescue." The others says, "No, we must go farther out to sea and hope to find the shipping lanes." Unable to agree, the two fight, the lifeboat capsizes, and they drown.
aurenray
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Posts: 154
my doppleganger!!
Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #266 on:
October 04, 2007, 02:16:08 PM »
this whole site has a cat fetish!!!!
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Cindy
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Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #267 on:
October 04, 2007, 02:24:38 PM »
I'm a dog person.
Cats are just too moody.
I want a pet that loves me and likes seeing me...even if I just walked into the other room.
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DJ Ellipse
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Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #268 on:
October 04, 2007, 02:39:50 PM »
i also like dogs better, cats are just too much fuun to mess with, becasue they are so moody haha
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aurenray
Full Member
Posts: 154
my doppleganger!!
Re: Forget on-line dating sites
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Reply #269 on:
October 04, 2007, 03:58:16 PM »
thank god..im very much a dog person.. me and my best mate have a german shepard together its called soirce..its 2.. and just after havin nine pups......unexpected... there very cute though..
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