I think its time for Photoshop #5 this one was to controversial maybe choose a little more wisely mate.
too controversial? becuase 1 person out of 30 replies didnt like it? i think not. if you dont like it dont post on it. period. everyone seemed to think it was funny...so either everyone else is wrong and your right or... yeah...
this was a joke. light-hearted not hateful, or trying to put anyone down. just a silly pick of a silly girl doing something silly. if somone wants to photoshop a silly pick of me and make fun of it I'm all for it. ill even help you!
God gave everyone a sense of humor...enjoy it.

I'll remember that next time you have a nervous breakdown brought on by a messy divorce (from a man who married you to become famous), a failing career (from an industry that throws you away the minute your image turns sour), substance abuse, and people who laugh at you and not with you.
You still haven't answered my question.
And yes, I am serious.
Wow dude... here's a mirror:

It isn't a very good mirror. I can't see anything in it.

lets take a look at a very Christian, showing Love of The Messiah post that you put up not to long ago...
http://www.tastyfresh.com/component/option,com_smf/Itemid,108/topic,7828.0WTFudge!
After watching that preview I was litterly sick to my stomach...and thats pretty hard to do. I love war movies but chopping a guy to pieces with a gatlin gun, tearing open a throat of a man, and attempted rape...how does watching this things bring GLORY to God.
I think you may have mistyped a little. It should read
"tearing open the throat of a man attempting to rape a young woman, and thus saving her." You might have an inaccurate view of war if you think that people die
humanely in them. I've never been to war; I can only imagine what it is like. There's a difference between acknowledging violence and taking delight in it. I certainly do NOT take delight in seeing another man's guts spill out.
"There ain't much glory in seeing a man with his guts hanging out." -- How The West Was Won (in reference to the bloodiest war this Country has ever fought (second only to the War on Abortion): The Civil War)
consider this my friend...
Because of all the amorality in T.V. shows today, You need to be careful of what you watch. Ephesians 5 shows you Guidelines for watching T.V. / Movies. Ephesians 5:1 says "Therefore be imitators of God as dear children." This verse gives you two questions you should ask yourself when watching T.V.:
a) Would Jesus watch this?
I believe Jesus sees very much pain and suffering. More than any of us will ever know.
b) Would you allow your little child to watch this?
If your answer is "no" to either the first or the second, you would, no should say no to the other. If a little child could not watch this without being frightened then you definetly should not view it.
I do not have a little child. I was once a little child, but not anymore. I wouldn't ask a little child to watch the news (real violence). Nor would I ask he or she to watch The Passion of The Christ, but does that mean I shouldn't watch it either?
Furthermore, if the first one is a "no", then you automatically should not watch the program. This verse says to be imitators of God. If God would not watch it himself, then you, in imitating him, shouldn't either. The passage of Ephesians 5:2-4 deals with violent shows. If you, as a Christian, want to walk in love, why do you want to see one person hurting or killing another human being?
I don't recall ever saying that I wanted to watch the film. If I did then please show me where.
I read the verse you cited:
2 And walk in love, as the Messiah also loved us and gave Himself for us, (A) a sacrificial and fragrant offering to God. 3 But sexual immorality (B) and any impurity (C) or greed (D) should not even be heard of [a] among you, as is proper for saints. 4 And coarse and foolish talking or crude joking are not suitable, but rather giving thanks.
While I could find no mention of Television... or Violence for that matter, I could find mention of "coarse and foolish talking or crude joking."
Also it says," an offering and a sacrifice to God as a sweet smelling aroma". If you put some smells on those shows, they wouldn't smell very good!
I'm curious. How would one add scent to a show.
Also if you are offering yourself as a sacrifice to the Lord himself, it should be the best it can be! If your mind has been corrupted by sinful shows, it is no longer worthy as a sacrifice.
You assume very much about my personal life. I wonder... What sinful shows
have I been watching?
This passage also applies to sexual sin as well as plain old sarcasm. When Paul wrote to the Ephesians, he said that uncleanliness, nor covetousness should be "named among you".
Covetousness, sir?
*sigh* do we really have to mock this tragic person anymore? I mean... she's mocked herself quite enough already.
true...but she does have $150 million...i mean thats not so tragic...ill shave my head bald and let the world laugh at me for 50 years if u give me $150 mil

As for sarcasm, I strive to be nothing but sincere. If I have shown any hint of sarcasm, please show me where I've wronged.
If you have been watching a talk show, soap opera, or any other unclean show, your mind is no longer worthy to be a sacrifice. Rather, watch shows and movies full of praise, as is said in Ephesians 5:4.
What Ephesians 5:4 actually says:
And coarse and foolish talking or crude joking are not suitable, but rather giving thanks.
If the movie or show being watched is fit not even for the saints (verse 2), what right have we to, children of God, to see them?
What Verse Two says:
And walk in love, as the Messiah also loved us and gave Himself for us, (A) a sacrificial and fragrant offering to God.
Therefore you should know that no one who partakes in this has any inheritance in the kingdom of heaven. God has told us (through Paul) that we should not watch these. If you hold watching T.V. over spending time with God, you are idolizing it. This, for anyone whatsoever, is forbidden.
I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with this verse. Will you please show it to me.

Ephesians says that doing these things will bring the wrath of God apon the sons of God. Therefore, unless we want to bear God's terrible wrath, we need to turn away from these things. It says in Ephesians that we were once in sin but now we are in the Lord. We should follow and live the lives set before us. If we do this, we also show the fruit of the Spirit for it is in good, righteous, and truthful things, not sinful. If we want to grow the fruits of teh Spirit and do what is acceptable to the Lord, we shouldn't watch viloent, fornicated and filthy shows. In any of them, the Lord would not be happy, nor would he accept it.
Good sir, I apologize. I can't tell where you are quoting from. The original verse you cited doesn't make any mention of this. Could you please show me your sources.
I said nothing about your lack of wisdom when you posted that topic.
Then you were not being honest with me and have apparently been holding on to that offense. If you ever have any grievances with me, I ask that you not hesitate to talk with me about it. We brothers and sisters must keep each other accountable.

I simply said a little to much gore for me (i agreed with dave...) and left it at that.
As I agree with Dave on
this subject.
*sigh* do we really have to mock this tragic person anymore? I mean... she's mocked herself quite enough already.
Before throwing out Bible verses / casting stones at others
I only quoted one verse.
For whoever wants to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life because of Me will find it. What will it benefit a man if he gains the whole world yet loses his life? Or what will a man give in exchange for his life? For the Son of Man is going to come with His angels in the glory of His Father, and then He will reward each according to what he has done.
- Matthew 16:25-27 (HCSB)
Was that so
offensive?...take a look in the mirror and deal with your own sin issues.
Likewise, dear brother; but I
casted no stone. I simply asked a
question and it was for
all to hear.
Are we showing the Love of The Messiah through this thread?
I sense you have faced much condemnation in your life. And through your misspellings, I can only assume that you were angry and frustrated when writing this. I'm sorry if you perceived that I was attempting to judge you and if you felt pain and anger from my question. I was not attempting to judge you. Only our Heavenly Father has the power to judge us accordingly. I only wish to keep my brothers and sisters accountable and I ask that they keep me accountable.

I'm done.
peace
And Messiah's Peace to you, Brother.

In all sincerity, If you ever need someone to talk to, my PM box is open.
