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« on: July 04, 2007, 12:35:44 PM »

Ok... first of all... all parts of this story are true.  Dave Richards being a strong follower of Christ will not deny any of these FACTS!!!



We left cornerstone and dropped off Joel.  Dave had been talking about stopping at a hotel that had a hot tub on the way home... so anyway we did... we stopped at a hotel with hot tub.

We took a nap in the hotel... not very funny I know... we woke up.  There was the hot tub.  It was too much for Dave to resist.  He hopped in.  I set the timer for 15 minutes.  I watched tv and just chilled as did Dave in the hot tub.

Ok here is where the funny comes...  The timer went off after 15 minutes.  Dave really thought he was done in the tub.  He was seriously planning to leave the warm bubbles.  I hopped out of my chair and headed over to the wall to reset the timer for another 15 minutes.  Dave started hollering "NO NO don't do it"  I couldn't resist.  I was determined to reset the timer for another 15 minutes.  Even as Dave was hollering "Stop Stop" I did it anyway.  Mr. Tastyfresh himself was gonna continue with his bubbles.  So yeah I set it and like 2 seconds later I hear a very large "AHHHHHHHHHHH" from Dave.  So freakin funny.


I did it again 15 minutes later and he sucummed again.

Dave and his bubbles.  Guess you had to be there.  I was rolling and laughing so hard.



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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2007, 01:00:15 PM »

LOL...who can fight it!?
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2007, 01:50:20 PM »

ahh yes lasttime I was at cornerstone, each day the hot tub was very looked forward to.
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2007, 02:14:14 PM »

yes yes... it's true. Doug is such a gentle lover Wink
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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2007, 03:28:23 PM »

eew...i feel dirty just reading this hurt

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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2007, 03:39:15 PM »

umm....i just don't know what to think.

Although hotel hot tubs are very GOOD!
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2007, 03:42:16 PM »

Cauldrons of filth and biological fluids!!! hurt

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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2007, 05:18:27 PM »

so I'm missing something from the original post, did he slip in the tub or when getting out?  You'll have to forgive me, I've never been to a hotel where it had a hot tub in it.  hurt
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2007, 12:08:52 AM »

lol, ah doug, it was awesome meeting you man, i think the whole trip with you and dave would have been awesome.
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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2007, 06:29:20 AM »

so I'm missing something from the original post, did he slip in the tub or when getting out?  You'll have to forgive me, I've never been to a hotel where it had a hot tub in it.  hurt

If I understood it right, Dave said he was going to get out after one 15-minute soak in the hot tub. But when the time was up, Doug put 15 more minutes on before Dave was able to get out of the tub. Dave apparently has a secret hot tub addiction and can't resist the temptation to stay in the tub for another 15 minutes. And another.

So, despite Dave saying that he was going to stay in the tub only 15 minutes, Doug easily kept him in there for 45 minutes simply by setting the timer again each time it went off.

It's a good thing that Doug didn't see how long it'd keep working. They still wouldn't be back!
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2007, 06:53:52 AM »

I can't get past the comment about the cauldron of filth....ewwww....do you know how many people have been...well...just nevermind. I'll never use one in a hotel! BLECH! hurt
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2007, 07:44:03 AM »

yeah... I was in the hot tub for about 35 min. That's when I found my timer override button.

Now... as far as filth goes... the room was defin set up for a last minute lover's romp. It came stocked with his and her deodorant sticks, 2 tooth brushes, 2 razors and 2 combs in addition to the usual hotel stuff.

Then... there was the fact that the hot tub was right beside the king sized bed. I took the bed, Doug took the fold out one from the couch. I had a HARD time not thinking about the things done on that bed by previous people. Fortunately, sleep has a way of stopping thought Smiley

Oh... I also discovered an empty beer can behind a curtain there, so... I'm sure some WILD parties happened in that room at one point. Plus, it was a smoke free room that smelled like smoke so... somebody paid the smoking fee.
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2007, 11:31:37 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2007, 02:30:05 PM »

just where did you guys stay,  Dave?
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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2007, 02:38:57 PM »

comfort inn and suites in Mnt Vernon. 5 min from the wal*mart.
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