Here's Joel's new bio....

Joel armstrong is a guy.  He lives in Vancouver.  he makes music,  and sometimes plays music.  Joel is singlehandedly responsible for inventing the genre of House,  but did so only after he taught Thomas Bangalter how to use a 303. 

Joel was born in a small shack in Banff National Park in 1765 to Bulgarian immigrants.  After completing his education at Bob's House of Power Tools,  Joel became the first Prime Minister in Canadian history to hold the titles "Chancellor of the Exchecquer" and "Supreme Overlord of Ellsemere Island."  He defeated the Nazis in 1871 shortly after building the first light bulb for Thomas Edison in Letohatchee,  Alabama.  Joel set his sights on biggert things at that time,  such as developing a cure for Rabies and searching for the world's most perfect burrito.

in 1923,  Joel moved to Bosnia where he singlehandedly put an end to internal problems by giving leaders of each side a shiny new penny to buy a pack of gum.  He moved to Germany in 1939 to compete in the Olympics,  but this was quickly cut short by the outbreak of Disco in 1969.

Today,  Joel lives in the backwoods of Chilliwack in a small shed made entirely out of pop tarts with his pet gerbil,  Superfly.  Joel makes music on a Commodore 64 powered by nothing more than his positive energy.

This is another display of fine DJing skills by brothers in Christ. This is the first time I heard Matt spin and I am impressed. It is an exciting selection of tracks going all the way back to ‘81 or something like that . Joel’s set is very techy and even industrial sometimes. I need to listen to it again to let it soak in. It’s a little hard to take in the first time.