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zekthedeadcow
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« on: March 17, 2007, 07:38:51 PM »
This is an offshoot from another completely unrelated forum where there was a sudden rash of stupidity... but:

we all say "Thats the most retarded thing I've ever heard" ... but I wonder... what IS the most retarded thing you've ever heard?

Mine was when a guy I was doing some paperwork on in the military couldn't remember if he was convicted of domestic violence... we could understand not remembering the act... but the conviction should have stood out... Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2007, 09:43:17 PM »
the use of the word "retarded" as a pejorative for something you find to be stupid, idiotic, asinine, etc......
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2007, 02:27:19 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2007, 07:22:10 AM »
well I did look at the thesaurus and though mantally handicapped isn't a synonym... dumdum is...

it must be one of those words we're not allowed to use for anything anymore  Roll Eyes


unless you actually call mentally handicapped people retarded without getting punched in the face by their caregiver...
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2007, 02:57:30 PM »
Quote from: zekthedeadcow on March 17, 2007, 07:38:51 PM


we all say "Thats the most retarded thing I've ever heard" ... but I wonder... what IS the most retarded thing you've ever heard?

i'm sure it was something i said in the last 10 years....shoot. last 5 years...just look up the archives of tastyfresh...  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2007, 05:46:00 PM »

Millions of years ago...

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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2007, 07:04:40 PM »
LOL! Took me a second to get that, z.
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2007, 08:11:06 PM »
Ok so in my years away from God. Several years before I came to tastyfresh


I went to Ocean City Maryland for Spring Break and spoke with an English Accent and told everyone that I was the former bass player from oasis but couldn't get along with Liam and Noel so I had come to the states to start a new band called SUNBOX.

We (as in me and two friends) book a hotel room and billed it to Atlantic Records. We had all of our drinks payed for at local bars and such. I problem came when bands would ask me to get up and play "Whats the Story Morning Glory".

anyway this is one of the stupidest things I have ever done.
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2007, 08:38:28 PM »
If I were to post the most retarded thing I ever heard I might get kicked off the boards.
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2007, 12:45:18 AM »
^^ LOL Thom thats AWESOME!!!!!

Yeah. I echo kairsies statement.....

zek...im a caregiver to developmentally disabled people. I would not punch you. id sick one of our feisty old ladies after you. She could do a whole lot more damage than I...and shes 77. heheh jk
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2007, 07:37:34 AM »
Quote from: s. zeilenga on March 18, 2007, 05:46:00 PM

Millions of years ago...

z.

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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2007, 08:31:04 AM »
"Your call is important to us! Please hold...."

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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2007, 09:55:36 PM »
well Ive seen a lot of things and working in retail for 6 yrs, so I have a few, hard to pick which is worst.

Huh

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« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2007, 01:38:08 AM »
^   retail is a good place to meet stupid people.

Quote from: godlovesmaggots on March 19, 2007, 08:31:04 AM
"Your call is important to us! Please hold...."

 Angry

I hear that almost every day at work.
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« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2007, 09:15:07 AM »
I hear that almost every day at work.

I've heard that every single time I've dialed 911.

I think I win.
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