seriously

I just

want to try

and get my post count

up to a thousand

before the reset

but knowing Dave

be committed

he will do the reset

stay the course

be

truly

committed

be committed

to

when I'm at like, 988

an

just to be a dork like that

i am interrrupting chris's posts

institution

his continuity it gone

And Chris and Doug are cracking me up right now!  :laugh:

nice

But as you see

work

blah

Douglas

I am not even worried

Theodore

interruption...

about typing in blue right now

and you two guys

im g0ing for 2000

Mr Jones

are making it hard

nothing to see here

i'm

going

for

just post and shut up :laugh:

because everytime I try to post

10,000

to

it makes me stop and wait

the

and

cause you are posting

but

before I get the chance to

and WHY are you guys

I'm

Loving

boo hoo Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. for you

It

ruining my mission here?

Warning - while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

I have

you both have

a review

to write

already made it

I'll be

back later.

to 1000 posts

good luck

so yea
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have fun

so why interfere with mine?

stay safe

I want

to eat

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the blue pill

as well

its been real...

have fun!!!!!!!!!

JERKS!!!!   >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(    :laugh:

I think

that I

should keep going

until I reach

800 posts tonight

you know something?

it feels wrong

to not be typing in blue

but typing in blue

would make it take

so much freakin longer

to reach my goal

even this

is taking to long

and being

quite annoying!

so what should I start posting?

Riddles?

I know some riddles

If an electric train is northbound, at 95 MPH, and the wind vilosity is going west at 55 MPH in what directional degree is the smoke blowing?

What can you put in a bucket to make it lighter?

does ANYONE know where the missing dollar went?

If you're canoeing down I-95 and you blow a tire how many doughnuts can you fit on the doghouse?

goo goo is gaa gaa
wah wah is gaa gaa
are all goo goos wah wahs?

TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude! I could seriously type the entire Lion King Movie!

In fact.....that's what I shall do.

I shall tell a bit more of the movie every day

(SCAR) "Life's not fair is it? You see I, when I rise, shall never be king. And you (speaking to mouse) shall never see the light of another day. MMMhmm hmmm and you" (tries to eat mouse)

(Zazoo) "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?"

(Scar) (sighs) "Oh what do you want?"

(zazoo) "I'm here to announce, that King Mufasa is on his way. So you better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony."

(SCAR) "Oh now look Zazoo, you've made me lose my lunch"

(ZAZOO) "Ha! You'll lose more than that when the King is through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia"

oh no, she's quoting Lion King, run

(SCAR) (mocking) "Ohhhhh, I quiver with fear" (begins to chase Zazoo)

you mean, velocity. and this makes 4782

use ctrl + c to use blue, copy it and use that

(ZAZOO) (scared) "Scar....don't look at me that way scar.....HELP!" (Chomp)

c'mon, make it to 777

STOP INTERRUPTING MY STORY!

:laugh:

make it to 850 tonight then do 20 a day for the next couple days

(MUFASA) "Scar!"
(SCAR) (mumbles with mouth full of zazoo) "MUfasa?"
(MUFASA) "Drop him"

(ZAZZOO) (from inside scar's mouth) "Impecible timing your Majesty"

MUFASA MUFASA MUFASA

ooooh....

quivers.

(SCAR)(spitting Zazoo out of his mouth) "Whyyyyy if it isn't my big brother, descending from Mount Hide to mingle with the commoners"

(MUFASA) "Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba today"

(SCAR)(sarcastic and mocking) "That was TODAY? Ohhh I feel simply aweful (runs nails down cave for bad noise) Must have slipped my mind"

(ZAZOO) "Yes, well, as slippery as your mind is, as the King's brother you should of been FIRST in line" (Scar snaps his teeth at Zazoo)

(SCAR)"Oh, I was first in line.....until the little hairballwas born"

(MUFASA)" That hairball is my son, and your future king"

(SCAR)(mocking) "Ohh, I shall practice my curtsey then"

(MUFASA) "Don't turn your back on me Scar"

(SCAR) "Oh no Mufasa, perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me."

(MUFASA)(growls and chases after scar) "Is that a challenge?!?!"

(SCAR) "Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you"

(ZAZOO) "Pity! Why not?"

(SCAR)"Well as far as brains go I've got the Lion's share, but when it comes to brute strength, I'm at the shallow end of the dreampool"

(ZAZOO) (as scar is walking away) There's one in every family Sire. Two in my actually, and they always seem to ruin everything"

(MUFASA)(sighs) "What am I going to do with him?"

(ZAZOO)"He would make a very handsome throw rug"

(MUFASA)(jokingly punishing) "ZAZOO!"

(ZAZOO)"And just think about it; whenever he gets dirty we can take him outside and beat him"

(MUFASA LAUGHS and the two exit scene)

And I am done

for today

come back tomorrow

for the next scene

GOODNIGHT!!!! (800  8)  )

I'm

back.

That

was

a

fun

review!

You

all

should

enjoy

reading

it.

what

did

you

review?

you

shall

wait

for

godlovesmaggots

to

post

it.

or

I will

be smart

and check

the que. :laugh:

dummy

everyone in this post should play World of Warcraft because you obviously have a leveling fetish....

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

9 and a half

9 and 3 quarters

TEN

hahah


i buried the F guy

fienixiesixsisis  or whatever his name is 8)

why did you read this

i seriously should go to bed

i mean i am up in 5 hours

Yawwwwwnnnnnn

:laugh:

With my extensive post count, I really have no posting goals at least not until after the rumored reset.  Maybe afterward I'll start posting more and battle the likes of Chris and those other big posters.

SCENE TWO: (inside the cave/home of mufasa, sarabi, and simba)

(SIMBA)(jumping and running all around the cave, very excited) "Dad! dad? DAAAD! Come on dad it's time to wake up! Daad. (repeat several more dads)

(SARABI)(to mufasa) "Your son is awake"

(MUFASA)"Before sunrise, he's your son"

(SIMBA)(still yelling dad and finally headbutting into his dad) "You promised!"

(MUFASA)(cracking open his eyes and yawning)"Ok. Ok. I'm up. I'm up."

(SIMBA)(all excited) "Yeah!"

850 tonight?

(MUFASA)(mufasa and simba overlooking "the kingdom") "Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom."

(SIMBA)"Wow."

(MUFASA)"A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king."

(SIMBA)"And this will all be mine?"

(MUFASA)"Everything."

(SIMBA)"Everything the light touches. What about that shadowy place?"

(MUFASA)"That's beyond our borders. You must never go there Simba."

(SIMBA)"There's more?"

oh man i messed that up

I fail tonight. I am to tired

Scene from "The Wedding Singer"

[Random guy in the audience] YOU SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Isn't The Wedding Singer one of the best Adam Sandler movies ever made. That and 50 First Dates. Him and Drew Barrymore need their own TV show.

It's bbbbbbaaaaacccccckkkkkk!!!!!

(Mufasa) That's beyond our boarders. You must never go there.

(SIMBA) But I thought a king could do whatever he wants

(MUFASA) Oh, there's more to being king than getting your way all the time.

(SIMBA) (all excited like) There's more?!

(MUFASA) (laughing) Oh, Simba.

???

(MUFASA)Everything you see exists together, in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance,and respect all the creatures-- from the crawling ant
to the leaping antelope.

(SIMBA) (confused and junk)But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope?

(MUFASA) Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass. And the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in the great Circle
of Life.

(ZAZU) (all annoying and Ill timing, lands on a rock)Good morning, sire

(MUFASA) Good morning, Zazu.

(ZAZU) hecking in with the morning report.

(MUFASA) Fire away.

(ZAZU) Well, the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot....

(MUFASA) Oh really? (pretending to give a care)

(ZAZU) ... And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all...

(Mufasa, still bored with Zazu, turns and looks at Simba who has been jumping around) (MUFASA) What are you doing son?

(SIMBA) (all bored like) Pouncing.

(MUFASA) Let me show you how it's really done

(ZAZU) (still rambeling on about useless crap) ...The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't...

(MUFASA) Zazu, will you turn around?

(ZAZU) (not realizing that the request is bizzar in any sense) Yes, Sire.

(MUFASA) (whisperin) Stay low to the ground.

(ZAZU) The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say cheetahs never prosper.
 

(SIMBA) (acting like he totally knew what he was supposed to do ) Right, stay low to the ground...good idea.

(ZAZU) (finally getting a clue that things are weird) What going on?

(MUFASA) A pouncing lesson

(ZAZU) Oh!. Very good. Pouncing. (brain gears turn for a few seconds) POUNCING?! Oh no Sire, you can't be serious.......(mufasa nods his head and motions for zazu to turn around) Ohhhhh, this is so humiliating.

(MUFASA)(instructing simba) Try not to make a sound.

(ZAZU) (all scared and junk) What are you telling him Mufasa?.......mufasa?......simba?

simba pounces out of no where and knocks Zazu off the rock. Mufasa laughs (MUFASA) That's very good

(A golpher pops up below Zazu and sounds all stressed out.)

(GOLPHER) Zazu!

(ZAZU) (annoyed and in pain) Yes?

(GOLPHER) Sir, news from the underground.

(MUFASA) (talking to Simba, and unaware that there is a golpher around) Now, this time.....

(ZAZU) (interrupting mufasa, alarmed) Sire! Hienyas! In the pride lands!

(MUFASA) (beginning to run off to kick hyenia {mmmm tasty}) Zazu, take Simba home.

(SIMBA) (all whiney and dissappointed) Awww, Dad. Can't I come?

(MUFASA) (strict and parent-like) No son.

(SIMBA) (still whining) I never get to go anywhere.

(ZAZU) (thinking he's helping.) Oh, young master, one day you will be king; then you can chase those slobbering mangy stupid poachers from dawn until dusk.

END SCENE TWO!

and with this post......I am only 100 away from reaching 1000.